Toothless sneezing \(≧ω≦*).

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newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

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lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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zissoudiver:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

This guy protects the galaxy 

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phantasticfics:

lyxdelsic:

when you hang out with a bunch of your friends and all of them have a date except you

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laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

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cheapy the cheapskate

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quantumfemme:

HERE FOR THIS

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srpelo:

stardust-bomber:

Wait….what if we get this skin for ganon now?

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dean-control-your-moose:

strangedayshavefoundme666:

dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

and

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then

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there’s

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German

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students

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not

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giving

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single

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fuck

have some more:

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Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.

What the fuck we can’t even wear beanies at my school

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